"But wait, there's more"

[Kumbafu]

LiveLeak.com - The 2000 Time Bomb

[formerfundie]

i'm in the wrong line of work.... i'm beginning to see there are much easier ways to make money. sigh... ok, now i'm depressed.

[phrog]

Wuddaputz!

[stan2reason]

Do not be disappointed* believers in Doomsday 2000. I have thoroughly researched Daniel and Revelations and believe that we got the date right, just not the event. On December 31, 1999 our Lord and Saviour entered the Computer Judgment Hall in Heaven to begin the process of judging humanity. He has logged onto the celestial network to discover which of us has been looking at porn. "And I say verily, woe to you that sits before the screen till the wee hours of the morn. Thine hand clearly offends thee--it would be better to cut it off! Thine eyes are pretty offensive too--gouge them out whilst thou are at it."



*Apologies to the Great Disappointment of 1844, William Miller and all those that still call themselves "Millerites"

[David]

i'm in the wrong line of work.... i'm beginning to see there are much easier ways to make money. sigh... ok, now i'm depressed.
As a ordained minister, I have to tell you that spreading the word of the magic man in the sky is very hard to do. It takes minutes and minutes of time to do, and requires millions of dollars in donations.. I mean.. Obviously! :alberteinstein:

[stan2reason]

Thud.

Millerite humor--too soon?