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David
08-12-2007, 09:46 AM
http://www.boredtodeath.co.uk/pictures/19.02.06/shoedealearpromise.jpg
stan2reason
08-12-2007, 10:34 AM
Very nice! :)
formerfundie
08-14-2007, 12:33 AM
then jimmy took 2 loafers and several fish-net stockings and entertained the multitude.
phrog
08-18-2007, 05:56 PM
He's a shoe-in for salvation.
stan2reason
08-18-2007, 07:17 PM
Sigh, all the good ones have been taken...

If I suddenly speak in shoe-tongues does that mean I'm filled with the Easy Spirit?
formerfundie
08-21-2007, 01:50 AM
Sigh, all the good ones have been taken...

If I suddenly speak in shoe-tongues does that mean I'm filled with the Easy Spirit?

Lo, there were man Skechers in the crowd, drawing the whole thing. And jimmy said unto them, as they sketched, I created the entire Converse,
Avia my spoken word. Many did Dekline to believe. He thusly spent 40
years in the Timberland, taking in the Elements. While on The North Face,
he came accross a puppy which he immediately hushed. The puppy
wimpered with an accent that sounded a little K-Swiss. So finally, Jimmy
got up off his Duffs and turned the puppy into a Puma.

...sigh... this story is going nowhere....
stan2reason
08-21-2007, 07:52 AM
Lo, there were man Skechers in the crowd, drawing the whole thing. And jimmy said unto them, as they sketched, I created the entire Converse,
Avia my spoken word. Many did Dekline to believe. He thusly spent 40
years in the Timberland, taking in the Elements. While on The North Face,
he came accross a puppy which he immediately hushed. The puppy
wimpered with an accent that sounded a little K-Swiss. So finally, Jimmy
got up off his Duffs and turned the puppy into a Puma.

...sigh... this story is going nowhere....

Take heart FF! I've heard that if a story is dying Dr. Marten can help! :)