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grumpytheBright
08-27-2007, 10:32 AM
Hello

After lurking for a couple of weeks, I figure it's about time I jump in. The thing that decided me was the link to Pat Condell. GREAT STUFF.

The B in grumpytheBright is capitalized because I thought the fact that I'm a Bright is more significant than that I'm grumpy. So many people either don't understand, or pretend they don't understand the Bright reference, that I decided to drop it, but the sites I visit won't let me. Now I'm just grumpy, screw the official record.

I just discovered another reason to prefer my old site to this one. Tabs aren't allowed here. What kind of shit is that? I'm leaving my old site because it seems to be dead. No one posts there anymore. http://atheists.meetup.com/boards/

I'm 65 years old, weigh 380 pounds and ride a really neat power wheelchair. I used to be very active, with a huge appetite, and when I got sick, loss of appetite was not one of the symptoms.

I've been an atheist since my teens. (Too many paragraphs starting with "I" here, but what the hell, it's an introduction.) It began to dawn on me that what Mom & Dad had told me about Santa and the Easter Bunny was also true about Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

I worked over 20 years at a job I hated, and didn't really start to live until at 50 I moved to Belize. Went there to live on my disability. I loved it there and would still be there if circumstances allowed. I taught cunnilingus to the locals, in a rather informal setting, and tried to persuade the Maya to resume their ancient practice of eating missionaries. Success in the latter endeavor was somewhat limited.

I've seen firsthand the damage that missionaries do, and have learned to despise them. I have absolutely no respect for christers and their preposterous beliefs, and don't mind letting them know that.

I deny the holy spirit.

So that's me.

grumpy

stan2reason
08-27-2007, 10:39 AM
Hey gtB!

I'm glad you joined us. I've seen your moniker around various sites I think. Welcome aboard.

S2R

grumpytheBright
08-27-2007, 11:56 AM
Thanx for the Welcome. What's a digg? How do I tell when signing on which posts I've read? Are there tips available for navigating your complex system?

grumpy

Kumbafu
08-27-2007, 12:13 PM
grumpytheBright wrote: I taught cunnilingus to the locals,

I've seen firsthand the damage that missionaries do, and have learned to despise them.

So, you like eating at the "Y" and you don't like the missionary position. Got it. :D

David
08-27-2007, 03:16 PM
Are you sure you wouldn't be happier using chisels and stones to share your ideas? I haven't heard this much complaining from one person since you wrote me to tell me that you couldn't decipher six english letters in the captcha on registering; then again when you couldn't figure out how to click the activation link in the email you received.

This site isn't hard to understand; YOU'RE the one who's hard to understand... :mad:

Tabs: There's tabs here.. Watch:

No tab
tab
works for me...

The capitalized 'B' .. Personally, I'd either go with a lowercase b and a capital G or drop the bright altogether. LOL

Sorry, I'm being grumpy, but, hey, if you can barge in here and be grumpy in your first post, I can be grumpy back to you in my first reply to your post.

grumpytheBright
08-27-2007, 08:50 PM
I showed up at your invitation, Dave.

bye folks.

g

David
08-27-2007, 10:05 PM
Why are you allowed to be Grumpy and I'm not? :confused:

grumpytheBright
08-27-2007, 11:47 PM
Why are you allowed to be Grumpy and I'm not? :confused:

Well, it seems, actually, that I'm NOT allowed to be grumpy. The difference between our posts, though, is that I criticized the site, (rather mildly) and you laid into ME. I thought I had left a post that some might find amusing, and it was quite a letdown when I went back to check for responses and found yours.

After reading your post I felt as though I'd been called a dumb shit.

g

Unless it shows up in the Submitted version, I still don't get a tab in this reply window.

phrog
08-28-2007, 12:04 PM
Welcome grumpy. I hope you're not getting chased off here. Many forums have different set ups, most just take getting some used to 'em. I, for one, would enjoy hearind of your teaching Latin to th locals.

grumpytheBright
08-28-2007, 01:38 PM
Welcome grumpy. I hope you're not getting chased off here. Many forums have different set ups, most just take getting some used to 'em. I, for one, would enjoy hearind of your teaching Latin to th locals.

Thank you, phrog. The site I'm used to has a big orange dot next to each post that you haven't read when you sign on. This one does it differently, and yes, I'll get used to it. Also, all the threads are listed on a single sheet. I suppose it's all a matter of the order in which you learn, like WordPerfect vs. Word. Everyone likes the one they learned first. I'm sure that if I'd been here first and then gone to Meetups, I'd be saying, "Why don't you break this shit up into categories?"

The story of how I became a cunning linguist is rather long, as it took some time to get there from here. The most important elements in the tale would be that 1) Belizean men, especially Maya, don't do tongues. 2) Almost without exception Belizean men fail to respect, value or appreciate Belizean women and girls. 3) There are no bowling alleys, theaters or other recreational facilities in southern Belize. The principle pastimes are gossip and you know...

All this means that when someone shows up who likes and respects women, makes it a point to provide them with orgasms, and is reasonably discrete, word gets around and they quite literally come to you. I was there 12 1/2 years, and things just sort of happened. By the time I left it wasn't unusual to answer the door and find a young Maya girl there asking, "Are you the white man who is nice to Indians?"

An interesting, and relevant to this forum, side note: Because there is no way one guy could handle it all, and because the men won't do it, it became a wide practice in the villages for the girls and women to be nice to each other. Sooner or later the missionaries will find this out and it will drive them nuts.

More important, and less fun to talk about, is what the missionaries are doing to the Third World cultures. When I have time, and if others are inclined, I'd like to open a thread and describe the things I saw down there and hear from others who have witnessed the crimes of the faithful.

But for now, as they say in the villages,

I gone.

grumpy

formerfundie
08-29-2007, 12:11 AM
When I have time, and if others are inclined, I'd like to open a thread and describe the things I saw down there and hear from others who have witnessed the crimes of the faithful...

I for one hope to hear about your experiences. It takes a village!

cheers,

FF

minorwork
09-06-2007, 04:45 PM
Good health to you, if you're not dead. Thanks for the reference to Pat Condell on You tube. Just excellent.