The Bible in one paragraph

[phrog]

The universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. - Michael Rivera

[chasm]

Yeah, I think that's it in a nutshell.

[minorwork]

Yep. Always pickin' on the snake. Then the woman. Then....... It's not MY fault. If I do something wrong. It's not my fault. The sun was in my eyes. Let's teach our kids that whatever they do wrong, not to worry it's not your fault. But you gotta' pay.

But do good and it's "Praise God!" What the.... ? Who can figure that stuff out anyhow.

Really. ha ha. No matter where you go there you are. So you create everything. The World. Other people. Memories. History. But if you ever realize this in its most verified fashion it is called blaspheme and you will be instantly frying in one form or another. You are not the BIG GOD. It just seems so to the mind gone beyond it's boundaries.

Bible might be some kind of guide in desperate need of update to keep one from the bad insane revelation of ones deity.

OK. That last is my one paragraph.

Sanity. Underrated.

[Stumpy]

Summed up in two words... fairy tale.