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David
09-18-2007, 12:03 PM
Thought I'd post a pic of my car on here.. Hope you like it.. :p

Notice the logo on the window, and the lovely flying spaghetti monster on the trunk :D

SouthLoopAtheist
09-18-2007, 12:17 PM
Looks great!

David
09-18-2007, 02:18 PM
I'm actually adding one more thing at the top of the window...

It will say:

"There is no God"

The font used is "Parchment" (very ornate.. Looks like a hand-written bible verse).

I've attached a picture...

In other news, if you'd like your own personal gnawed.com or There is no God vinyl sticker for YOUR car, just let me know and I can order it for you! They're about $25 a piece (including shipping within the USA) and come to you prepared for application. It's called "Weeding and Tape", and it is done for you.

minorwork
09-18-2007, 02:42 PM
My view on car stickers and such is, if it attracts attention don't do it.

What happens if a bible thumpin' cop stops you? It just might be enough to push him over the edge and convert to atheism. Then again....... the Inquisition lives.

Stumpy
09-18-2007, 07:31 PM
David, I'm proud that you have been touched by his noodly appendage. The car looks great.

phrog
09-19-2007, 04:37 PM
Some fear damage from the good Xtians. A fellow Atheist suggests another sticker among the Atheists tags that says:
"Show the good Christian you are, go ahead and vandalize my car."

lorryfach
09-22-2007, 03:50 AM
My view on car stickers and such is, if it attracts attention don't do it.
If it doesn't attract attention, then what's the point?

deltagear
09-22-2007, 10:49 AM
Could always pimp your car out with flamethrower security systems, think that would effectively keep your car safe?It works in south Africa!:D

minorwork
09-22-2007, 12:41 PM
from lorryfach,
If it doesn't attract attention, then what's the point?




Go for it! Attention is a very charged/loaded/power word.

The very basis of self. Attention, like luck, comes in two flavors. Desirable and regrettable. With a thing like hammering a nail, I want the boards together but, I don't want a sore thumb. Even such a simple thing in my control does not always work the way I want. I do not know what kind of nut is going to pay attention to my car sticker. I know not his response. I might be tempted to put a sheriffs support sticker, or maybe a yellow ribbon on the antenna. I'm forced to plate my car as its' absence would attract the wrong kind of attention. I don't have tattoos, don't wear rings, jewelry. Don't get me started on piercings, brandings, and installing bolts in your head. But hey the Elvis guys seem to make a living and certainly politicians/actors. Televangelists anyone? They need attention too. Ted Haggard got a little more than he wanted, don't you think?

David
09-22-2007, 12:45 PM
Funny story... My neighbor across the street noticed the car and asked me what 'gnawed.com' was.. I told them. They rolled their eyes slightly.

I told them I was going to put on the "There is no God" logo too. They asked, "Why would you do such a thing?" They were slightly annoyed.. They couldn't figure out why I'd want to advertise my beliefs....

On the outside of their front door, is a Jesus Fish. I should really ask them why they'd want to do such a thing! I can't figure out why they'd want to advertise their beliefs...

minorwork
09-22-2007, 01:39 PM
Street gangs graffitti. Dogs mark there territory. Uniforms are the order of the day.

Maybe instead of "Capture the Flag," "Capture the Sticker" or, "Move the Sticker."

I've so far been successful at surpressing the urge when the elections signs are on the lawns and travelways, at making stickers saying, "Dog Raper" "Pervert" "Sheep Abuser." I'd put them under the politicians names. Ah, the power of the dark side. Must not go there.

lorryfach
09-23-2007, 02:05 AM
I do not know what kind of nut is going to pay attention to my car sticker. I know not his response.

You don't know anyone's response to anything. You don't know how people will respond to your avatar on this message board, the color socks you're wearing, or the intonation with which you said "thank you" when leaving Wal-Mart. So what?

If I put a hypothetical sticker on my hypothetical car, then I want people to see it. I want people to think about it. That's the whole point.

minorwork
09-23-2007, 05:04 PM
from lorryfach,
You don't know anyone's response to anything. You don't know how people will respond to your avatar on this message board, the color socks you're wearing, or the intonation with which you said "thank you" when leaving Wal-Mart. So what?

If I put a hypothetical sticker on my hypothetical car, then I want people to see it. I want people to think about it. That's the whole point.


Thanks for clearing that up.