Very funny magnets

[David]

Some very funny magnets...

http://www.vikarsrant.net/Jokes/StickersAndMagnets.htm

One of my favs:

Jesus Loves You.... Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

[phrog]

I'm partial to: I gave myself to Jesus... but now he never calls.

[minorwork]

Now this is half true. A guy came to work in the mine. His last name was Fluff. Now, as you can imagine, there were quite a few jokes put forth at his expense and maybe a little horseplay in the shower. He became a minister and the teasing increased. Well at least that much I can testify to. But the rest is hearsay.

The pastor/coal miner was walkin' by the bar on the town square and, looking in, he saw a woman making an ass of herself. He must have figured the least he could do is save her from herself, 'cause he went in and started leading the girl out. They got to wrestlin' around and ended up on the floor with the pastor on top of her. The bartender looked over the bar at the two of them on the floor and shouted, "Hey you two! I want you guys outta' here!" The pastor, looking up, replied indignantly, "I'll have you know I'm Pastor Fluff!"
"Oh," said the barkeep, "In that case just hurry up and get done, then leave!"

[home8896]

"He is watching. Give Him a good show" is my favorite. I've seen many before. I've wanted the "I have nothing against Jesus, it's his fan club I have problems with" for a long time.